Maude Hirst
Nude

Maude Hirst wrote and produced a short film called Smoke (2013), a gritty drama set in East London, but we prefer her work as an actress. The blonde beauty was born in London and raised in showbusiness. Her father is screenwriter and producer Michael Hirst and her younger sister is fellow actress Georgia Hirst. As a preteen, Maude made her professional acting debut in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001). The role was uncredited, so her first official screen credit is the comic film Cash and Curry (2008), which is about a young petty criminal whose deal goes down badly. She followed that up with a role in the mystery flick Nuryan (2009). We later saw her in the short film The Knock (2016) and in nine episodes of the regal TV series The Tudors. But we gravitate towards her more skinful work in another TV series, Vikings. Someone must have pillaged her clothing because she’s completely naked in an episode called “Raid.” At first glance it appears to be a full frontal, but her boobs are mostly covered by hair, and the place that should be covered by hair might be covered by a merkin! We don’t know this for sure, so we’re going to assume that the hair is hers. Unfortunately Ms. Hirst hasn’t acted since Vikings. This hurts us. But what hurts us more than not seeing her act is not seeing her ass. Mr. Skin hopes that Maude returns to skinema so that he’ll have another source from which to shoot his ropes.